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High As Fuck.

After you take that last hit and you sittin there like man... i am high is fuck right now.
The other day me and John were smokin up and that man got HAF
by Ganjaman1821525 September 30, 2010
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by amorr September 07, 2010
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I may be a cheese eating surrender monkey but people that finished the Tough Mudder are HAF!!!
by Mingdu Mudder September 27, 2013
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Abbreviation for "High as fuck." Similair and converse to "Daf," meaning "Drunk as fuck."
Person 1: "Man, I think I had a great time last night; not sure though, since i was so Daf."

Person 2: "Huh? Sorryy....I'm haf right now!"
by dunbarmedallion January 18, 2012
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I'm HAF. i could do with you sitting on my face
by Anddi April 06, 2007
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Hipster as Fuck- Referring to the douche bag sitting at the end of the bar with a curly mustache, top hat, and smoking a corn cob pipe.
by Jack_handy & balz_mcgilacuty February 29, 2016
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So you want the low-down on H.A.F? Well. they're basically just a bunch of kids who waddle around Cumberland, causing shenanigans. H.A.F stands for HIGH AS FUCK. All they do in their spare time is smoke weed, or find out a way to get money to buy some more. They're a bunch of loser wannabees.
Hey you there! YEA you! the one with his pants pulled down to his knees! That sign says no walking on the grass, ohhh you hooligans! ooo that must be H.a.F!

hey we need to buy some more bud. You got bud? we need bud! Hey you got money for bud? I wish I had some bud.

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by H.a.f is gay. November 03, 2009
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