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Sammy Hagar paradox 

First seen in his song entitled "I Can't Drive 55" it describes the notion that it is physically impossible for Sammy Hagar to travel at the speed of 55 mph (miles per hour). No matter what mode of transportation whether it is a car, bike, airplane, etc, it is impossible for him to travel exactly 55 mph. The speedometer on any transportation device that Sammy Hagar occupies will never read the speed of 55 mph. Instead it will skip over 55 mph to 56 mph or 54 mph (depending on whether the vehicle is increasing or deceasing speed). Therefore, it is thought that perhaps Sammy Hagar possess some power that allows him to bend time and space to his will, but only at the speed of 55 mph. This act of bending time and space is currently being researched by Professor Stephen Hawking the British theoretical physicist.
I saw Sammy Hagar today in his car with one foot on the brake and one on the gas and i swear that he couldn't go 55 mph...its that damn Sammy Hagar paradox

When ever Sammy Hagar looks at a 55 mph speed limit sign it spontaneously combust

You can take Sammy Hagar's licence and post his face, wanted dead or alive, but it doesn't matter because he can't drive 55
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Hagabadla 

The phrase uttered when speaking to an incredibly attractive human.
Hot Girl: "You can lift THAT much? Wow!"
Gym Dude: "Hagabadla"
Hot Girl: "...ok"
Hagabadla by helpmefindnemo5 February 27, 2015
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Haagen Daze 

State of consciousness achieved at a crucial point during the consumption of a pint of ice cream in which the eater is unable to stop himself from consuming the rest of the pint. See also Escoop Velocity.
I had planned to only eat half the pint, but I became Haagen Dazed and couldn’t stop myself from finishing it.
Haagen Daze by Kate & Bri August 4, 2007

hë. ha. hë. ha. ha haaa

ambigous fuckboy/douche laugh used in sarcastic/flirting situation/perfect mood of all time
mom: what are you eating for dinner?
me: i was thinking pizza?! hë. ha. hë. ha. ha haaa
*insert douche emoji*
mom: (doesnt talk to me for 5 hours)
me: (confused)
A phrase similar to a war cry, often used to display dominance over an opponent during battle. The term was coined by Big Tex (RIP), a chess player on the YouTube channel Coffee Chess.
That's your move!? That's not a move! Whatcha think about this...hagapp!
Hagapp by SavedbyGod February 27, 2021

Haaaaoooyeeeahhh! 

A term or scream used by a women during the act of sexual intercourse. Mostly used out of excitement or during a pleasurable experience. This term can also be shouted by men cheering on their favorite sporting team after a victory, or when in a quiet atmosphere just to be obnoxious.
Haaaaoooyeeeahhh! by Champ23 July 29, 2009

Yasuhiro Hagakure 

Himbo Weed man. We love him.
Yasuhiro Hagakure is great, in all honesty
Yasuhiro Hagakure by Shslmomotakinnie September 18, 2020