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1.
Hot At A Glance. A girl who looks attractive at first glance, but upon closer inspection, is anything but.
I was walking down the street and saw a smoking hot blond at the intersection and I had to double take. When I got a second look I realized she was a HAAG, much older and not attractive at all.
by Shoes McFeeley July 27, 2010
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2.
some chick with 4 toes and a big ballsack
look at the balls on that haag
by god February 14, 2005
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