The H2 has also been popularized by the hip-hop world which regularly rapes SUVs and trucks by lowering them, adding useless 24 inch chrome rims, and "pimping" them with nasty vinyls. Hopefully that won't stop you from buying an H2 should you need it (off-roading or long trips where you need cargo and the family. No, soccer games that are 20 minutes away DO NOT count.).
"At least you're in your sexual prime, man."
Kid (Flipping Through Textbook): Oh my god, people in the past wore these dumb ass pants called "bell bottoms." Then look! Twenty years later they drove these stupid looking H2 Hummer vehicles! Hahahahaha!
2. An alternate name for a "Hummer H2"
3. An alternate name for a "blowjob" or a "dick suck".
EXAMPLE: Just because you don't drink Haterade, doesn't mean you won't drink a H2.