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Bon L'(h)iver 

A more Continental variation of Drynuary, the practice of giving your liver a break after the ravages of the holidays. Literally, "Happy Winter Liver".

Like Ciao and Aloha, can be used as a salutation or goodbye.

Etymology: combination and play on the French word for Winter (hiver) and the booze-targeting organ (liver).
After mainlining Gloria Ferrer and Armagnac for all of December, it's time to say Bon L'(h)iver!

Bon L'(h)iver! I'll have a club soda with lime, please.
Bon L'(h)iver by Clarence Rosario January 22, 2011

H.I.V. Stick

A person who has slept with so many people, you gotta know that he/she got h.i.v.
AJ: You think Monica's a slut?

Cecelia: Yea, Monica's like a walking H.I.V. Stick
H.I.V. Stick by AJ SoCal May 3, 2010

H.I.V.I.P. 

Hollywood slang for influential gay men who may (or may not) be HIV +
Hollywood-- It's a land of H.I.V.I.P.'s, porn stars in love, scheming dermatologists, cell-phone conversations that never quite connect, and dying men who wear million-dollar watches.

C.H.I.V.E.R.S 

THE SICKESET BAND EVER!

its awesome-ness is so vast that its full potential could just destroy everything in existence.
that's why it is really underground.

because if it was well known then the universe might collapse upon itself with the mere mindblowing-ness of its sounds.
guy #1: dude did you see that C.H.I.V.E.R.S concert last night?

guy #2: aw totally man! My mind was blown!!!!

guy #1: I was raped!!!
C.H.I.V.E.R.S by Johnny5000 July 26, 2009
COVID19 and H.I.V fuelled compound illness presumably contracted during anal penetration with a positive-testing sneaky butcher.
He's self-isolating for 14 years. He has a positive case of C-H-I-V...
C-H-I-V by Renster24 December 7, 2020

Holiday H.i.v

The problem only unlucky bastards get where you spontaneously develop a vulnerability to all illnesses for the time off of work, the only cure is returning to work where you will recover instantly and of done nothing with your time away from the shithole
what did you do on the weekend
Nothing holiday h.iv had me ill all weekend
Holiday H.i.v means you are extremely vulnerable to any disease for the duration of you time off
Holiday H.i.v by ZephaLegend September 17, 2016