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5. H.A.M.
Hot
Ass
Mess

Ussually referred to fashion.
"Dat bitch is looking straight-up H.A.M. in dat blue mesh top and dat yellow weave."
1. H.A.M.
Hard as a motherfucker
I'm about to go H.A.M. Hard as a motherfucker
2. H.A.M.
Hard as a motherfucka
I'm about to go H.A.M. This was used by Kanye and Jay-Z in their song H.A.M.
3. H.A.M.
Hard as a motherfucker.
Gurl that booty got me H.A.M. !
4. h.a.m.
Abbreviation for "half-assed mustache". When someone with very little ability to grow a mustache nevertheless attempts to do so and ends up with a faint line of upper-lip hair. Usually found on pubescent males. Often a sign of the wearer's insecurity concerning his own masculinity.
"Anticipating the arrival of her blind-date, Tammy envisioned a dashing, debonair Southern gentleman - a well-coiffed, mustachioed Rhett Butler - however, her hopes wilted like day-old daisies when she was picked up by Wayne in his uncle's Camaro wearing a muscle-shirt and sweatpants complementing his newly-grown h.a.m. and a luxuriant mullet."
6. H.A.M.
Abbreviation for the slang term "Hot Ass Mess".
"Golden Brooks showed up to the Red Carpet event looking like a H.A.M."

"She was mad sloppy and fat wearing a tight ass outfit looking like a H.A.M."
7. h.a.m.
H.A.M. is an acronym of the phrase Hot Ass Mess, spelled either h.a.m or H.A.M.. The acronym becomes an adjective which can be used for any person, place or thing.
Did you see Chevette's new haircut? It is so H.A.M. or I am so H.A.M today, I was up way too late drinking and acting a fool. or Did you check out Craig's new neighborhood...H.A.M.!