A cult of which the main premise is the art of thieving. The second art is just being a bunch of absolute wankers. They steal dogs for food, they shoot children in the legs and they let their dogs shit on your lawn.
Gypsy: I need money.
Man: Fuck off.
Man: I had to earn it so why the fuck should you have any of it.
Gypsy: Fair Enough.
20 minutes later the Gypsy arrives with a gang of stolen dogs all of which shit promptly onto your lawn.
Man (from upstairs window): Oh for fucks sake.
Wife: What a bunch of absolute Wankers.
Man goes and gets all of the dog shit into a large disposable bag. Loads his shotgun and finds the gypsy encampment.
Man: Eat shit arseholes.
Man then force feeds the gypsies their dog shit.
Man: Fucking bunch of cunts.
Fucking scum of the earth (not the traditional gypsies, but the cunts found all over the United Kingdom.)
I used to lodge in a cottage in a small villiage in Gloucestershire that happened to have a Gypsy colony about 500 meters away. These scumbag bastards stole my landlords motorbike, large stone garden ornament and even a CAST IRON BATH TUB. The cunts also used to order taxis from town and get out at the cottage then skip over the back fence without paying, meaning that taxis would refuse to come out to the cottage to collect me because of the damn fooking gyppoes.
Biggest scumbag wankers to walk this earth, and that's a fact.
Being a gypsy cunt gives me the right to steal anything unless it is nailed down.
anyone on here defending gypsies should try living near some. They break onto your property, steal your shit, start fights with everyone, try to rob you on your fuckin own property,and generally are theiving bastards who should try getting a fuckin job.And yes they are all the same, coz they're all the same genes coz they're inbred. By the way i'm not talking about Romany gypsies coz I don't have anything against them, i'm talking about Irish pikies, the original scum of the earth
once we saw a gypsy by himself and robbed him at gunpoint
Descendant of the original Indian travellers who arrived in Western Europe after the downfall of the Byzantine empire in the 15th Century. The called themselves the 'Lords of Little Egypt' which contracted to Egyptians, Gyptians and eventually Gypsies or Gyppos. Little Egypt was the name given to the area we now call Turkey.
My mother said
I never should
play with the Gypsies
in the wood
Travellers.The lowest of the low. Subhuman creatures found everywhere in England but especially in the midlands.
Homes: Gypsys or gyppos live in disgusting camp-sites with their inbred bretheren. These places are out-of-bounds to anyone who isn't a filthy tramp like themselves.
Appearnce: Males gypsy filth all wear cheap market checked shirts and tight blue jeans along with slip on leather shoes. Their hair is usually undercut and gelled into a vicious side parting.
If it is any sort of weather over 2 degrees centigrade they will strip topless to show off their bodies. They have cross-eyed appearances due to their genetic backgrounds: i.e their father is their grandmother.
Female gypsies are hideous, fat and ugly and always wear more than 100 gold earrings. God help us if they ever strip off.
Attitude: Male gypsies steal absolutely anything which isn't bolted dwon and start fights with anyone who is considered a rival, theefore anyone more than semi-human.
Trnasport: Ford Transit Pickup van as a rule so they can fit all the stolen property in the back.
Look at the fucking gypsy scumbag.
Rom nomad. Sometimes considered a derogatory term.
"I'm part gypsy somewhere way back."
A person who sells goods which may include, but are not limited to, tears, shrunken peoples, Bay Watch fan books, and various other odd job items.
Did you see that Gypsy?
I sure did. She shrunk that person and then sold him with the rest of her various goods!
1. A person of Romany descent
2. Often incorrectly used to describe the wave of thieving "Irish travellers" (also known as "pikeys", "dids" and "scum") currently sweeping the country(England), setting up their caravans illegally on public or private land (the police won't remove them either way, unless the land belongs to a judge or politition I would expect, then they won't be able to shift them to the nearest taxpayers front garden fast enough). The countryside is both their dustbin and their toilet. They refuse to pay taxes being as they move around, yet the still use the welfare and benefits system, as well as the NHS and schools, all of which are paid for by the taxpayer. Strangely enough, both the police and government seem to value these and other non-contributors much more highly than the people who pay their taxes and don't break the law.
2. Every "Gypsy" should all fuck off back to Ireland.