Any micro-organisms, germs, microbes, organisms, pathogens, viruses found on gym equiptment surfaces after being used by a sweaty, fat, smelly, man who you will never see at the gym again.
Ugh, that Chris-Farley-on-coke looking guy put his crotch on that abducter machine and didnt wipe it off! And he's not wearing underwear! Eeew! His gymnasties are everywhere!
An amazingly flexible freak of a girl... count your lucky stars if you get on of these in your lair!
Holy shit... that gymasty turned into a freaking pretzel last night..
To perform sexual, homoerotic gymnastics that generally involve strange fetishes
Oh man, me and Butch decided to gymnasty all over each other last night. I woke up this morning and my face was dripping with Fruit Loop diarrhea.