Thats a stupid question.
Gym meet is the only thing that can include cheap costumes, amazing posters, 70 girls doing aerobics, ugly gym uniforms, bloomers and keds, white tape, stupid looking dances to songs without words, and more drama than the rest of the school year combined into two nights.
-What the hell is that?
-THE BEST F-ING THING EVER
MVP GIRL: So?
NDP GIRL: Ours is way better.
MVP GIRL: Where do you do yours?
NDP GIRL: In the gym.
MVP GIRL: Bah. We only do it in the gym if it's lightening and thundering outside. We do it like real women. On the fields. In the mud or the rain when necessary.
NDP GIRL: EWWWWW! That's gross and so nasty and unsophisticated.
MVP GIRL: Nope, that's Maryvale for you. Say, have you done your marches, formations, dances and songs with bare feet.
NDP GIRL: No. Why?
MVP GIRL: We have. Outside. With some mud. It's cooler that way.
NDP GIRL: AHHHH! MONSTROSITY! I CAN'T STAND IT! *runs away, crying, having been properly beat*
I had to stay late for Gym Meet practice
Our Gym Meet dance is amazing!!!!!!
OMG she was so upset we didn't win Gym Meet she started crying!