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gwumpalump 

A member of the Bigfoot genus, the Gwumpalump is a hairy biped creature with a human-like appearance. Since the decline of the Gwumpalump population, however, the term has taken on a pejorative meaning. It is now most often used in reference to someone who is simultaneously extremely grumpy and extremely lumpy .

The Adjective form of Gwumpalump is Gwumpy .
"The last time I encountered a Gwumpalump, I was at Rock City, TN."

"Man, did you see Timmy at the party last weekend?" "Yeah, bro! He was so grumpy and lumpy that he appeared to be a Gwumpalump!"

"Don't be such a Gwumpalump, Carl." "Rock City was definitely a good value!"
gwumpalump by RomulusAugustus July 29, 2017
Related Words
Gwemp Gwamp glemp gweep Gwep Gwomp gwemo gemp GEMPUS Gwampy
n. A hard core coder. One who hacks.

v. To code or hack at a computer, usually in the late hours of the night.

Originated at WPI in the mid 70's, but still has a strong hold on the geeks who reside there.
guy1: you look tired, were you gweepin' all night?
gweep: yup, had to rewrite all of Jim's code again...
gweep by monkeyboy December 19, 2003
GWAMP is an acronym (Gapping, Washing, And Masking Protocols) for social distancing behaviors associated with the coronavirus pandemic.
"Hey Meg, let's go to the store - get ready to GWAMP it up"
"Man, if people don't start to GWAMP I'm going to have get locked down again"
GWAMP by landgrabber July 8, 2020
a strange autocorrect experienced on some phones. Usually when people become inebriated, this gets typed instead of the intended word which is grumpy when sending a text message. Thus, it has become a synonym of grumpy
I'm sick of this bar, these people are making me GEMPUS
GEMPUS by patrickrl April 7, 2021
A state of vegetative wakefulness.
I was up all night watching Youtube videos instead of sleeping because I was glemp.
glemp by RanchoRelaxo November 29, 2011
something selena says on a daily basis. selena what the fuck does it mean.
“gwemba!” -selena as we walked out of drafting class.
gwemba by stingreyyy May 28, 2023