Jess: Aww guza cat who?
Jordan: I think it was them chavs who cut off that poor cats ears guz.
Tiffany: YOUR TAKING THE PISS GUZ?!!
Jess: Yeh thats a fair point guz, those lot are always up to random things. Saw one of them the other day guz, you know, the one that drives the black corsa carrying a purple HANDBAG!!! on his shoulder.
Jordan: Ohhhh yeah he was in the park guz. He seemed to get very angry whenever anyone came near it, lashing out, throwing the contents of his bag at them, and quickly collecting his things whilst making his hasty exit.
Tiffany: Strange bunch guz.
Jess: Very strange...glad iv got you lot..my GUZAS!! ;)