Inserting the index and middle fingers in the vagina and the thumb in the balloon knot. Sometimes known as the shocker, this phrase is popular because it is so similar to the way a bowling ball is picked up.
Here are enough gutterball rhymes to create your own a rap song: Two in the pink, one in the stink; two in the grass one in the ass; two in the slut one in the butt; two in the koot, one in the chute; goin to town with one in the brown; two in the slit, one in the pit; two in the clam, one in the ham; two in the junk, one in the trunk; two in the snapper, one in the crapper; two in the crack whore, one in the backdoor; two in the bank, one in the stank; two in the soup, one in the poop; going for broke with one in the spokes; two in the hair pie, one in the brown eye.
by ExitRamp July 23, 2004
Having really hard sex..driving it down the lane!..then on the next thrust you miss the orifice and slam your balls into the inside of their thigh. ouch.
I was giving it to Lisa really good and fast, but then threw a gutterball. I thought the labia minor acted as bumpers.
by JacknRochNY November 03, 2007
When one goes to wipe their ass and they accidentally get some poop on their hand instead of the toilet paper. Typically happens when there is a shortage of toilet paper or after a spray deuce attack when there is poop on the butt cheeks.
The last time little Johnny tried to wipe with one square he threw a Gutter Ball and now he needs to see a psychologist every Tuesday at 2:15pm instead of going to Arts & Crafts with the rest of his peers.
by CrocodileNorm August 22, 2011
Dirty, dirty balls resulting from over-use. Used in reference to a promiscuous man, who has been so licentious and indiscriminating in his ladies that one might say he has ‘dragged his balls through the gutter’.
"Ew! He is so disgusting! I would NEVER touch his gutter balls...god only knows what I'd catch!"
by Chloe le Bush August 28, 2006
When a males testicles become trapped in the perineum area between the scrotum and the anal passage, causing a sweaty testicular mess.
"Oh man, I got the worst case of Gutter Balls on the bus home from space camp. My balls are so sweaty and contorted! What a mess!"
by Big daddy ball talker May 25, 2013