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Verb; To Gurt

The act of ejaculating on a turtle
That Turtle is hurtin' for a gurtin'
by thegurtmeister1 March 04, 2010

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a horny midget who tends to be a gurtin who is hurtin for a squirtin. occasionally she can ride on rollercoasters, but not often.
That gurtin last night could stand up and give me a blow job.
by browntown6969 February 28, 2010

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