When a person makes a pouting face that resembles a fishes face. Also someone who is upset is "guppying".
"I can't believe that pookie. She has been such a guppy all week."
by running out of patience March 13, 2008
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a complete L magnet and he cannot catch a win. gets no girls, brain dead, can’t reproduce, ugly, but likely good at video games(specifically car soccer)
friend 1: yo should jack come over?
friend 2: nah he’s a total guppy
by lmaoguppy January 7, 2021
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Young male wigga aged from 11-15, acting ghetto although he comes from the suburbs. A guppy will hang around with numerous other guppies doing nothing. A Guppy listens to Hiphop but only that which makes it into the Pop charts.
Bob was acting a right guppy until someone gave him a good beating
by And What?! July 25, 2005
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a small, derpy fish that is easy to breed. throw 2 or 3 of them in a cup of water, and in about a month you will have 300 guppies. people will pay about 50 cents a guppy, and up to 60 dollars for a pime breeding pair of guppies, such as a double sword snakeskin, maybe a maroon moscow, or a red grass variety guppy.

the guppy buisness is a gold mine. and whats more, if your guppies produce any mutations or ugly fish, give them to your cat, or to your sushi loving neighbor.
damn, that guppy wont stop trying to rape that other guppy!
by guppy breeding guru August 20, 2012
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A term often used to describe self-centered bastards. These people often have a pathetic taste in music and food, have non-existing socializing skills and lack immense discipline on every terrain. A key factor to identifying them is that they (a) only EVER talk about how good THEY are in everything only when it is NEVER true and also (b) never ask/care about other people's interests or feelings . These people only put themselves at the top of everything and dream of greatness they'll never archive.
"He's so mean to me!"
"No , he's just being a guppy...."
by Ironman4life June 2, 2014
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a man who's manhood is small and lifeless like a fish out of water when it is time to preform.
I took him home, but he was a total guppy!
by giant tiger shark July 18, 2010
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