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Beautiful, Lake Guntersville, AL.

NOT. A shithole full of retired old farts and people with too much money for a small town but too little for a big one.
Gossip defines this city; everyone knows everything about everyone.
Mother, "Honey, we're going to move to Lake Guntersville now that your father is making $90,000/year."
Child shoots themselves.
by americanhoney201111 March 08, 2011