Top Definition
Worst word ever. Cunt and then some
Mel is a dirty gunch!
by Lou June 23, 2004
The nasty, swamp-like area on a golf course that smells terrible.
Roger: "Aww, man. I just put my ball in the gunch."

Ken: "Chalk that ball up as a goner. Nobody goes into the gunch."
by don't suck July 25, 2010
1. A swollen, bloody vagina; typically on a pet in heat.
2. A female partner's mood during menses.
1. Since my bitch went into heat, she's been rubbing her gunch all over everything.
2. Don't mind her, she's been acting like a gunch because it's her time of the month.
by CatfishTea February 16, 2011
Abbreviated form of Goon Punch. A highly alcoholic concoction of goon (extremely cheap cask wine), vodka and juice/soft drink. Usually made in large quantities in a tub or similar.
"That gunch is deadly!"
"Get me some gunch would you?"
"This gunch needs more goon"
by lawrencek October 22, 2008
verb, 1970s-era: Jolt a pinball machine to change the way the ball bounces.
"How d'you gunch that thing so hard without tilting it?"
by foxfirebrand July 31, 2005
Usually refering to vagina. This word can be used as a direct replacement for cunt, bush, pussy, beaver, etc.

The impact of the word can increased with the use of assonance.
"I'm gunch for lunch or brunch."

"I made her gunch cum so much I could have made gunch punch"
by xLee March 10, 2005
the gunch is a name for any unknown disease, usually on the skin and visible.
Creeping crud is used also.
I better go see the doctor. This gunch looks pretty bad.
by DavidLeeRoth March 05, 2005
The nastiest cunt imaginable.
Holy shit, Azza's the worst GUNCH I know.
by Mike February 27, 2005

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