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Gumpette: An individual of the female gender who demonstrates distinctively gumpish behavior.
Concerned User: Hmm... it appears that I am missing some emails?

Customer Service Gumpette: It not that they are missing, there are problem with the exchange at the moment, a lot of at people are having the same problem...
by Jellyfish January 31, 2007