LSU Fan: I would rank the Tide, at best, third in the SEC West this year.
Bama Fan: I reckon' I didunt hear you, I'm busy polishun our TWELVE national champee-on ship trophy's!
LSU Fan: You haven't been relevant in years, and most of those championships you claim are, in fact, illegitimate.
Bama Fan: Nuh-uh.
LSU Fan: ...fucking Gump.
2. Stupid person who likes Paul Fineburn slobbing Saban's knob.
3. Racists fanbase who only supports blacks on their own team.
"I'm not really sure, I'm hammered drunk and won't be able to hit the ball."