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(Baltimore and DC slang)

A Weak, Spineless, Soft person
Person # 1: Hey, he let that dude smack him and ain't even say nothing

Person# 2 He such a Gump
by Caliph September 23, 2009
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one who is slow with their mental processes.
He's gumps. It will take him forever to add together that total
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1. A typical Alabama football fan. Usually so delusional that they think Bear Bryant is still alive. They also believe that Nick Satan actually likes the toothless fanbase.
2. Stupid person who likes Paul Fineburn slobbing Saban's knob.
3. Racists fanbase who only supports blacks on their own team.
Those Gumps are harder to tolerate when they are winning than when they are losing.
by GILF Hunter October 17, 2009
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Geek, loser, social reject.

Circa 1980, Bay Area, CA
"You kissed HIM?! Ewww... He's such a total GUMP!"
by chic-lit March 25, 2005
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When having sex in the doggy-style position, you put your hands on your hips imitating Forrest Gump. The hands on the hips can best be seen when Forrest is standing on his shrimp boat and first sees Lt. Dan.
Guy #1: Man I gumped my girlfriend hard last night.

Guy#2: The old hands on the hips! Way to go!
by Cortezzz January 18, 2007
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Gump is a word typically used to describe ppl that are clumsy, geeky, or even stupid. you can use gump in many situations. You can say gump, gumpy, gumper, or you can even tell somebody that they gumped it.
South bay towers are gumpy!

Didn't he gump it when he spilled his drink?

My report card is so gumpy.

That teachers pet is such a gump.
by lakers619sdSD) August 20, 2009
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Chicago police slang for male prostitutes
I think this gump is sweet on you, she's waving at you!
by The Obnox July 19, 2010
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