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To Gump is to play ping pong such as Forrest Gump did. It's an easier way to ask someone if they want to play ping pong with you, without sounding like a fruit.
"Hey man, you want to Gump"
"I'm not really sure, I'm hammered drunk and won't be able to hit the ball."
by PraiseBathsheba December 29, 2013
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a person that is slow, mentally or physically
Josh Woods is a gump.
by Lucas Garcia January 31, 2008
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Gay Ugly Motherfucking Punk

esp. in D.C. metropolitan gyms
The old men that you see in the locker room who'd never workout, but stays in the steamroom, sauna, and showers until they look like a raisin trying to get their peeps at you!

"What the fuck is that GUMP looking at?"
by 2 short July 10, 2009
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a dumb person
This is a very old fashioned word & have heard from my mother & was passed from my grandmother which would be 103 now.
Have actually heard this phrase "you big gump!"
by Jamie September 21, 2003
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Tall, uncoordinated,lanky, foolish, goof. This person also cannot speak correctly, drools, and cannot spell.
The godfather of gumps: James W. of mich
by Jeff Herfesa December 05, 2005
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There are two definitons....one a bad name & the other a compliment

A; one who looks like an idiot and everyone ridicules
B; one who is a beast and kicks ass
A; Guy: look at number 13 the way his lip curls up when he talks make him look like one of my top ten gumps.

B; Girl: that guy is such a gump..He flirts all the time!
by Mackie O. February 28, 2009
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When you shit and piss at the exact same time while sitting on the toilet.
I went to the bathroom the other day and had gump.
by Bobby Ricochet August 18, 2008
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