| 988. | blood from a stone | ||
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An unlikely event requiring much effort. Trying to get you to find a job is like trying to get blood from a stone.
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| 989. | dear diary | ||
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An alternate to note to self Deary diary, butt licka is still gay
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| 990. | snot | ||
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Something you can sell on ebay, so long as you claim you took it from John lennon's dying body in 1980. A: I spent my paycheck on a jar of snot that someone took from John Lennon's dying body 24 years ago!
B: You idiot! |
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| 991. | irrelevant | ||
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99.9% of the results you get from ask jeeves. I asked jeeves about jaguar maintainance and it gave me seven pages of irrelevant websites about the importance of properly mucking out animals, reasons to buy a big cat, reasosn not to buy endangered, non-domestic or dangerous species, fanboy webpages on 1993 computers, and finally, at the seventh page; a link to jaguar.com, which only told me about formula 1 racing and buying new cars.
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| 992. | queer | ||
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Anything unusual, such as dropping the soap in the prison shower and having an oily and wet penis inserted into your orifice. Golly! Someone has inserted a slippery phallus into my rectum, what a queer predicament I have found myself in.
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| 993. | misery insurance | ||
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Betting against your team winning a sporting event to create a win-win situation. Your team wins: you are happy (WIN)
Other team wins: You win money (WIN) |
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| 994. | in the crosshairs | ||
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(adj.) About to be removed from play. Killed. Gumx0r: "n00b345 is in the crosshairs."
n00b345 has been killed |
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