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A failure, but worshipped by many for his sexy figure and amazing commitment to being boring and not saying anything of worth.
"You are such a Gulzer"
"OH MY GOD IT IS GULZER WE MUST BOW AND PRAY FOR OUR LIVES"
"SHUT UP GULZER IS BORING"
"Shut up I will kill you if you blaspheme again"
by Feeeeees May 16, 2005
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