Slang for members of the Gujarati speaking people from the western most state of India. Gujarati are known throughout their country as being intensely business minded.
In America the Guju have overtaken the convenience store, cheap motel and other businesses which require little to no knowledge of customer service. (They occasionally venture into customer service oriented businesses and fields where product knowledge is essential and fail miserably)
The Guju-American is characterized by his refusal to let go of the superstitious beliefs and folk tales of his homeland (ex: drinking anything cold is responsible for 99% of all illnesses) and his stout refusal to assimilate into other cultures. He is too cheap to purchase deodorant and soap and will risk shame and his very integrity to save a penny on a purchase. He literally worships money. He smells bad and has no conception of personal space.
"You think you got the flue from drinking that cold slushie? What are you, a Guju?"
"Some Guju just bought the kwik-market down the street, and now the whole place smells like ass and curry."
"Did you get that raise and vacation time you were hoping for this year?" "Naw, man, by boss is a freakin' Guju!"
Slang for a person from the state of Gujarat in India. Known to be stingy, but are some one of the best businessmen/women, always get the best side of the bargain.
Are you guju?
Whoa, you spent only $50 dollars for that authentic Michael Jordan Jersey...damn thats guju!
Inhabitants and descendants of the Indian state of Gujarat.
Those who speak the Indian language Gujarati.
Known for their business minds, agriculture, and strong cultural values. Traditions include garba (dancing and clapping in circles)and raas(dance style involving sticks)-two of the most popular dances in the state. Also known for having taken over the motel/hotel/gas station industries in America.
The common phrase "you guju" is a misconception of the actual characteristics of Gujaratis. Being of the business-mind, Gujus tend to look for the best deals. They value money and make the most of it. They are by no means cheap; in fact, Gujus are of the highest tier of minority incomes so CHILL OUT WITH THE GUJU JOKES! haha
"stop being guju"
A slang term for a person who is a descendant or inhabitant of the state of Gujarat, India. The term “guju” is an abbreviation of “Gujarati.” Plural: gujus.
Gujarati people are most often characterized as highly educated business-minded persons. There is a common misconception that Gujarati people are stingy, but this is a negative stereotype created by jealous persons from other states in India.
“My neighbor is such a smart guy, he must be a guju”
a person who identifies as being from the state of gujarat, India, that is well known and respected b/c of his'her rich cultural background
Naww man, don't mess with them, they'll kill us, they guju
a common indian that comes from the state of gujurat..and speak gujurati...gujus are cheap, stingy, and brown....but all in all, they are awesome people, mad chill and damn sexy!!
yooo yur soo guju, no one reuses plastic stop $ shop bags!
Slang or short form for a Gujarati person; an individual from the Indian state of Gujarat. Use of the term is typically not considered taboo, although it can be used in a derogatory manner. It is often used self-referentially by other "gujus".
"Did you know that Arjun is dating some guju girl?"
"Gujus can't do bhangra, yar!"
a breed of indians who go into drug stores such as CVS pharmacy and use massive amounts of coupons (usually so they end up paying a little less than eleven cents for 44 items) only to have 20 extra bucks print out for their next purchase
and then they come back into stores later that evening with their husbands to do the same thing under his store card
and then they go home and rejoice to their savings (times two)
guju: how much was the liquor u bought for me?
punjabi friend: it was like 42 bucks (estimates it, not really caring for every penny)
guju: it couldnt be! my dad owns a liquor shop! im not paying that much.
punjabi friend: *feels uneasy* ok... why didnt u get ur liquor from there?
moral of the story: dont befriend gujus