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About 90 % of those who decide to learn how to play the guitar; one who loves one's self. Not to be confused with "guitar player"(the real deal). You can differentiate the guitarists from the guitar players in a few ways...

- The guitarist will nod his head and make smug faces as he
plays his minor pentatonic licks (or any sequence). He may also jump about and/or perform spinning Tae Kwon Do kicks whilst playing.

- The guitarist's ulterior motives for playing the guitar
are: Attention, Sex, Money, and Drugs.

- The guitarist has a propensity to favor quantity over
quality (ex. playing several unnecessary notes), and is
often observed turning his volume up to an obnoxious
level in an attempt to be liked.

- The music they create is banal dog doo.

Not to be dealt with, period.

The following are NOT guitarists, but are guitar players...meaning they are not crap:

1.)Jason Becker

2.)Steve Howe

3.)Robert Fripp

4.)Lindsey Buckingham (A man. You heard me.)
by Beelzebub Is Back October 18, 2007
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Someone like who can play acoustic and electric guitar with speed, precision and power.
Jimi Hendrix, Stevie Ray, John Mayer or self taught guitarist Brandon Jarod.
by Zspock September 05, 2012
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See Kurt Cobain, Jimi Hendrix, and Tom Delonge (yes he is a pretty good guitarist for a pop-punk band).
Kurt and Tom are sexy guitarists. Jimi is just plain amazing.
by Ka August 09, 2004
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guy in mid 30s - late 40s with long hair and receding hair line. Lives in the 70's and with his mother.
Mummy> have you cleaned your room yet dear?
baldy> yes mummy!
by papasloonatsta December 02, 2003
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"So, how did your date go last night?"

"Oh my God! It was amazing, he was a guitarist, if you know what I mean... ;)"

*Spontaneously orgasms"
by BCJLandslide January 05, 2014
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