being completely unfamiliar with anything to do with guitars, including terms, makes and accessories.
Guitar player: ok, so you play the A minor chord by holding down the first string second fret, the second stri-

Me: whoa, whoa slow down! the first what now?

Gutar Player: my god ur guitarded
by waffles and pancakes January 09, 2009
Guitarded is usually (and at times, considerablly offendsive) slang for a person with some form of retardation playing a guitar, however it does vary. Guitarded could also define a mentally normal person that isn't good at the guitar, or a person that lacks knowledge on music.

It could also refer to guitar center, a popular chain in the US for instruments. Keep in mind, when referred to as "Guitarded center", the person using the word is usually not fond of guitar center (Personally I don't mind the store, but many people dislike it).
1: guitarded as in person with retardation playing guitar:" Hey Mikey, Did you know that Billy with the downs is learning the guitar?"
" he's guitarded now, right Jeffrey?"

2: Guitarded as in a person that lacks musical knowledge.
"Dude. You don't even know what a Fsharp/D chord is!? And you've been playing for three years? No offence, Mikey, but you're guitarded."

3: Guitarded as in "person that is poor at playing the guitar": " Says Mr. Jeffrey who's so guitarded that he can't even play the G chord!"

4: Guitarded as in a reference to the music store chain Guitar Center: "Mike, I'm sorry." "I'm sorry too, Jeff. How about we go kill some time at Guitarded center?"
by Blaue Augen December 23, 2006
The state a guitarist enters when playing that is accompanied by a grimace or contortion of the face that makes them appear to be mentally challenged. A portmanteau of "guitar" and "retarded".
"DId you see the solo that Jerry busted out? Dude got guitarded."
via giphy
by Dis Manibus Sacrum April 28, 2016
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