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One of the greatest games ever made by man. Includes a setlits full of such hits as Iron Man, Killer Queen, Spanish Castle Magic, and much, much more. There is an ongoing war between 'gamers' and 'guitarists' about it, but any smart person should realize that this is just a (incredibly fun) game that should not be compared to a real guitar on levels of awesomeness. *There is also a sequel, which is just as much, if not more, awesome.
Nerdy guy: guItR hEr0 15 5ooo000 MUcH HaRd3R D4N DuH R33L G33T4R LoL M I R1T3??????/////

Guitarist guy: Shut up, loser face. You suck.

Me: You guys are losers. Guitar Hero is not as hard as a normal guitar, nor is it supposed to be. It's just a fun game, so please just stop before my head explodes from stupidity.
by Vlad Haerburgredfurt December 31, 2006
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1. A game that bad guitarists get good at to feel like they have achieved something in the world of guitar, (normally posted on video hosting websites by annoying little kids).

2. A popular past time for real guitarists who feel like trying something different.


Real guitarist#1: Hey John did you nail "through the fire and flames" last night!?

Real guitarist#2: yeah, ive been working on that solo for so long.

Guitar hero kid: HEY!!!, i got 754000 on that with guitar hero!!

Real guitarist#1: oh Jesus, not another one...

Real guitarist#2: Yeah, what a douchebag.
by dave3190 July 10, 2008
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A fucking video game designed to look like the player is performing a live concert on stage (even though there is only 6 arenas or so)
Anyways, the game is wildly played at parties by some jerkoff tweens, and it is the same thing as that dance revolution game, its a slap in the face to many artists and it is insulting for real rockers, the game is so mainstream you will find it on billboards, websites, radio sations, every company is chipping in, tv, commercials it makes rock look like a fucking manufactured product, and of course-untill now-they are shoving dollar bills up every bands asses so they can sell out(which they do eventually) you like this game whatever, I don't fucking dig commercial rock, its shit it deletes its message. shit even the dead kennedys caved in and sold out, who can blame them for it, fucking lawyers made these guys assraping eachother at every sight, until they fucking rebanded to this plastic commercial shit, at least we still got jello..
Guitar Hero produces stupid mainstreamers and releases a new generation of fake ass artificial phonies, guitar hero is killing true rockers and making them just another toy of corporation greed.
by The~Intellectual~Me September 30, 2008
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1. DDR for guitarist wannabes
2. The easiest game for a real guitarist
Player 1: "Man, you're good at Guitar Hero."
Player 2: "I play guitar. You're fucked."
by Jimmy Eat My World November 12, 2007
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A guitar-simulation series which let's you act like a proffesional guitarist without actually being one; a super fun game that's great for parties and leaves you with countless hours of head bashing fun!

Unfortunately, this game is looked down upon by half-assed guitarists. Here's what I have to say...

NO ONE GIVES A SHIT THAT YOU DON'T LIKE GUITAR HERO! IT'S A FUCKING GAME YOU HALF-ASSED BASTARD! A GAME! IF YOU WERE SMART YOU'D BE ACTUALLY BE PRACTICING INSTEAD OF BASHING PEOPLE NOT WORTH YOUR TIME ONLINE!

Another problem is belief among many Guitar Hero nerds, usually refered to as guitar heroes or guitar zeros, that being able to beat a hard-ass song on Expert makes them better than Hendrix. Here's another thing I have to say!

I DON'T GIVE A SHIT YOU FUCKING NERD! OK, YOU BEAT THROUGH THE FIRE AND FLAMES! BIG WHOOP! NO ONE REALLY CARES. UNLESS YOUR PICKING UP CHICKS WITH THAT, IT'S BULLSHIT!

Example:

Me: Bro, you want to play some Guitar Hero? I've been working and I think I got better!

Half-Assed Guitarist: Guitar Hero? You are such a noob. Not to mention gay. Only homo, faggot losers play Guitar Hero. Get a REAL guitar and then I'll be impressed, but I'll just act like a whining, big baby, jackass until you do that...

Me: It's a damn game. Lighten up, you prick... How 'bout you? You in?

Guitar Zero/ Hero Nerd: Heck, yes! I'll show you that I can beat every song on Expert! Then, I'll shred it up on a real guitar like I'm Hendrix, but we all know I've never touch a guitar in my life... or a girl at that... I'm TOTALLY in!

Half-Ass: You fucking nerd. Go shoot yourself

Zero/ Nerd: No! How 'bout you go slit your throat!

Half-Ass: No! You!

Zero/ Nerd: No! YOU!

(Goes on about 30 more times)

Me: BOTH OF YOU ARE ACTING LIKE BIG-ASS BABIES! Fuck both of you! All I wanted to to was play some fucking Guitar Hero, but you fuckfaces had to make it SO hard. Your both talented! Now stop fighting jackasses! Both of you go kill your selfs!!!!!

(I walk out angrily)

Zero/ Nerd: What's he so bitchy for?

Half-Ass: Who knows? Maybe he's secretly a girl and that's his time of the month...

Zero/ Nerd: Yeah... want to bitch more about Guitar Hero and real guitars like fags more?

Half-Ass: YOU BET!!!
See above for Guitar Hero Example.
by JoeShmoWasHere June 13, 2009
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now apparently people think real guitarists talk like a stereotypical 1337 nerd. see other definitions for examples. and then these fags try to stick up for guitar queeros by pretending that they are humble people who say nothing about this bullshit. and guitarists are scarily hostile violent people who bash guitar queeros for no reason.
see below definitions of guitar hero
by bitterpill1 (jpka159) May 31, 2009
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George Andrikokus from the band Misguided Youth!! www.misguidedyouth.com!!
You aren't cool enough to be a guitar hero!!
by misguided youth January 01, 2007
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