by Malcolm November 3, 2003
by thestripeisonfire February 14, 2011
Of or describing an individual who, despite undying effort, can not seem to improve at guitar playing whatsoever.
"What in the fuck is that God-forsaken, aural-rape sound coming from upstairs?! My fucking ears are bleeding!" "It's darned ol' Marcus and his guitar. Word around town has it he's guitarded."
by Joshualbatross March 27, 2011
by Stuart Mizrahi August 29, 2008
1. The act of being mentally altered and attempting to play more than you can with a guitar.
2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic
2. When the drummer in your band mis-speaks and is caught and the rest of the guys morph the word into something stoneriphic
by Aggressive Betty February 2, 2006
To have no dexterity at the Playstation 2 game guitar hero 1 or 2.
OR
To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.
OR
To be just plain bad and have no talent at guitar hero, like Mrs. Peck.
Mrs. Peck did an abysmal job at guitar hero 2, she got booed off of the stage so fast, i swear that she's guitarded.
by Steven "Poseidon" Segura March 21, 2007
Hey did you hear Tom bought a guitar? He took like 20 lessons and he still can't even play the thing. His instructor told him that he is profoundly Guitarded.
by Tom Drye June 3, 2009