3.
The art of ejaculating on a females face then proclaiming "Brilliant!"
Tom blew a Guiness in Tina's Face!!
by ERM Enterprizes February 27, 2009
 
1.
Common misspelling of Guinness
dude, I can't even spell guiness
by Guinness2702 June 10, 2005
 
2.
An Irish stout that is known as a household name. Very good drink and used in Irish recipies like coffee and cakes.
Guy: Y'know, Mick, I'll take a Guiness, it's my 5-month anniversery with my date.
Bartender: Take Two bottles, the two of you might drink it all up within the first hour.
Guy:Thanks.
by yahmoo23 February 14, 2010
 
4.
A person that is inexplicable. Guiness is quirky, lively, and unpredictable. You will often find yourself double taking a "Guiness" statement. Through all of this you will recognize an affectionate friend that is always there to talk and add a random narrative to brighten your day. When you first meet a Guiness you will realize instantly that he is your soul mate.
"That is so Guiness."
by lookkittens! September 10, 2010
 
5.
A chocky brandishing a tightly permed or back combed blond Afro style hair cut.
is it just me or does that guiness smell funny
by Paddy Black from Ireland May 10, 2009
 
6.
A majority black gang bang, the whites giving the head and the blacks cummin up the rear.

"Crikey I did'nt half enjoy that Guiness last night"

"Nothing like a nice Guiness, good for the heart"
by Monkey08 March 13, 2008
 
7.
1. guiness is buff
2.guiness is fit
3. guiness is guiness
I love guiness (robbie orr)
by Sex godess February 22, 2004

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