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a verb that describes the act of image modification. In it's earliest form, "Guildfording" was a term used to describe "image withdrawal". During the Renaissance period, artists such as Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti (March 6, 1475 – February 18, 1564), scraped away the unwanted bits of their frescoes with basic palette knives or sweat-soaked rags. "Guildfordisimo" was soon thereafter established on the streets of Tuscany as the colloquial term used to describe "a change of thought". In Florence, Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci (April 15, 1452 – May 2, 1519) felt the pangs of artistic oppression when he was told to,"Guildfordo quella pittura".

Almost 500 years later, this term is still in use in the field of digital imagery. Some of the greatest commercial photographers in the world have published books on the subject of "guildfordization" and "guilfordry", forever embedding this word into the hearts and jargon of artists and photographers world-wide.
Can you Guildford this picture and remove the mohter-in-law from my wedding photos, mate?
by JayMeee August 06, 2006
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Actually quite a good city. Has pretty much everything you need, and it's small enough to get to know your local chinese/chip shop guy. Plenty of things to do, and fun things too (gasp what a surprise). Don't believe what the other guy said about it, I've gotten far enough to afford broadband and a decent computer. And send my kids to private school. His definition is here Guilford. Really, you can't slag a place off if you can't spell it properly!
You wanna hit the clubs in Guildford?
Ahh, I went to the Guildford Spectrum the other day. Was good.
You know, Guildford is actually a city.
Zomg, that other guy spelt Guildford wrong.
by Charles Mann May 05, 2006
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The English, and better way of spelling "Guilford". For some reason just because it has a silent d in it, the American's felt the need to take it out when they named that town near North Carolina... Anyway...
Guildford is a city near Woking, in England... People say Guildford is better, but Woking is now catching up.
Guildford has an impressive cathedral amongst other things, such as a good ice hockey team (or so they say), a fairly good college and just generally good shopping facilities.
It is also a good place to go "emo" spotting... At weekends, you will often find gangs of these so-called emos hanging around at certain places throughout the city. It is a wonderful place to waste time and is often a treat for the eyes! If you're into that sort of thing.
Vanessa: Let's go to Guildford and have a gander at the delectable emo boys...

Me: Ooh, okay!
by Dwergi May 10, 2006
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Lovely Town (yes it's a town NOT a city, like number 1 suggests, twat.) with lots of ladies with lovely titties.
Man 1: Hey Man, where are you from?
Man 2: Hey there, i'm from Guildford.
Man 1: Oh I hear it's not actually a city but a town with loads of fit chicks with lovely titties?'
Man 2: 'true'
by Guildford Phil May 09, 2011
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4.
a verb that describes the act of altering images. In it's earliest form, the "Guildford Technique" was a term used to describe the act of "image withdrawal". During the Renaissance period, artists such as Michelangelo di Lodovico Buonarroti (March 6, 1475 – February 18, 1564), scraped away unwanted bits of their frescoes with a basic palette knives or sweat-soaked rags. "Guildfordisimo" was soon thereafter established on the streets of Tuscany as the colloquial term used to describe "a change of thought". In Florence, Leonardo di ser Piero da Vinci (April 15, 1452 – May 2, 1519) felt the pangs of artistic oppression when he was told to "Guildfordo quella pittura".

Almost 500 years later, this term is still in use in the field of digital imagery. Some of the greatest commercial photographers in the world have published books on the subject of "guildfordization" and "guilfordry", forever embedding this word in the hearts and jargon of artists and photographers world-wide.
e.g. Can you Guildford this picture and remove my mother-in-law from my wedding photos, mate?
by JayMeee August 05, 2006
9 20
 
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A place that makes me sad. Living in Bracknell,a place so devoid of culture,going to Guildford reminds me there is life on the planet. And emo boys. SOOO many emo boys.
And that makes me sad too because not one of them is single and/or interested in me :(
Plus,they're all preetier than me :(
I think I'll go and get fat some place now...
In Guildford.
Emo Boy: *preety*
Sad little gutter kid like myself:*wonders if he's gay....* *drool*
by bandanasarerad August 25, 2006
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