Running into traffic head on completely naked. To perform a Bentlee Guidi you must also have a clown nose on the tip of your penis while you run into traffic. You must also ask them all to come scoop.
Ugh my chungus ass life… I might go Bentlee Guidi to maybe find some friends.
Guido hair. Typically a shiny and greasy vertical spike-style, the guidoo wearer looks much like a confused farmer who has just successfully milked a bull. Guidoos vary in length from year to year but are always very greasy. Must contain no less than 2 different haircare products. Must take at least 20 minutes to orchestrate.
With his blistering foreheadacne and his shiny new Guidoo, Chet looked as if he'd been bobbing for french fries.
Guide Dogging is the act of a man holding another man's penis doing urinating at a communal urinal. Double Guide Dogging is the same as above but the penis holder is having his penis held also.
"Dude, guide dog me" "Let's get our Guide Dogging on"