" I saw him too, what a guff."
"I was talking to Brad at work, when he asked me if I wanted some of this guff he was eating; I was like, hell no.""
"I came home and dad was pulling this guff from the drain, pretty rank stuff."
"Yeah, she looked like guff yesterday."
Randomer 1 "I put his guff in my guff and it felt like guff from Jack."
Randomer 2 " You sound like a gay guff."
Randomer 1 " How is liking guff gay?"
This is a cooperative term originated in the Ann Arbor Student Cooperatives, specifically in the Michigan House.
Though the term originated to refer to food, it is now expanded to anything that is available for use by anyone, for example, food, blankets, books, and penises.
Yeah, I made them for everyone last night.
Origins: Onomatopoeic word describing a fart that starts with a short, low musical note, followed by a more prolonged, muffled “fffffh”, usually achieved by sitting on office furniture.