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When a male finds himself doing a split so intense that his guch tears at the seam and the resulting opening resembles a woman's genitals.
"I was busting out some dope parkour the other day when I fell and split my guch. My friends made fun of my guchina for the next week."
by VTMarkVT January 10, 2009
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