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Guatemalans are from a country named "Guatemala"...its NOT "Mexico" which is completely different!! Although we have mayan heritage doesnt classify us as one specific type of people like sayin dat we all are short...?!?!

The idiot dat sed a "Guatemalan" are like Mexicans needs to visit Guatemala, read a book, & stop hatin cuz ur not well informed!!! Wat A Loser!!!!!

by Yess06 July 22, 2006
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Ain't mexicans!!!! its NOT "Mexico" COMPLETELY DIFFERENT!!

People from or with decent of a country in Central America named "Guatemala" bordered by Mexico to the north and west, the Pacific Ocean to the southwest, Belize to the northeast, the Caribbean to the east, and Honduras and El Salvador to the southeast. NOT ALL guatemalans are short and dark skinned.
- "Yo dat idiot said that guatemalans are mexicans wat a looser"

- "Fo real, needs to visit Guatemala, read a book or somethin' cuz is not well informed"
by GuatemalanPride4Eva July 27, 2009
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noun
A short but badass from Guatemala, which is, contrary to popular belief, not Mexico.
Gaspar is a Guatemalan. Everyday in Health he lets me use his iPod.
by Apparatjik November 17, 2010
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Bad ass mother fuckers that can kick your ass in a heart beat if he wanted to. Dont look at them wrong or you might provoke them, to kick your mother fucking ass. Better breed than Puerto Ricans and Mexicans.
Those Guatemalans kicked my ass last night at that party because I looked at their ginormous Dicks
by CMT ( Corn, MIke, Tim) February 18, 2006
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Like Mexicans, but darker and shorter.
by Wotan1 May 21, 2006
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A type of Mexican that can do algebra
Them guatemalans factor the hell out of those binomials
by Conqueso January 27, 2013
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A hispanic male who acts, looks or is homosexual.
"Man, check out that Guatemalan!"

"Yeah, hes a total Guatemalan."

Made famous by the house maid on the film "The Bird Cage"
by christochristo October 05, 2009
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