& yeah we do eat spam in many different dishes but i can guarantee that if you come and try at least one of those dishes you'll definitely fall in love because it's different! i've tried haolie food & it's fuckin nasty!! no taste at all! our food would be a godsend. we do drink beer BUT we can handle it. when we fight it's usually because we are protecting whats ours. we don't cause trouble just for the hell of it. not like you haolies! you wouldn't believe how many bullying videos there are on youtube from the mainland. we have not one! we are VERY family oriented, you white people if something doesn't go your way, that person is written off for life! we may not be the smartest but we make up for it in other ways. & baby making weather? really? your gonna use a common rainy day JOKE against us? ahah, & the chubby filipino one, the fucking guy that wrote that is CHAMORU. for the hospital crack, i myself have been to the hospital & to my knowledge i'm still fuckin breathing!
guam is really beautiful & our people are really friendly, except when were mad obviously. & if i can't change your mind then maybe you should come and see for yourself.
Where America's day begin.
Where the sun shines first then the States.
Where majority of Chamorro people dont know how to speak their language
Where local people make more babies to qualify for foodstamps
Where outsiders or mainly foreigners are taking over their islands
Where land is so rare that Chamorros rent apartments
Where Micronesians qualify for foods stamps too
Where speed limit is forbidden
Where signaling is not needed
Where the road is so screwed up you end up in the driving on the wrong lane
Where chamorros are called "CHAUD"
Where Filipinos are called "FAUBS"
Where having 10 kids is tax free
Where the population of pregnant women are increasing
Where "Baby Making Weather" (BMW) happens when it rains
Where people drive nice cars but have food stamps
Current Gov. F.C.;Former Gov. C.G.,Former Gov. R.J.B. and his wife the current Congressdelegate M.B. the representative from Guam.
Countless Senators that have been sent to Federal Prisons to serve time for taking Federal funds to buy trips and personal items for themselves and family members.
Best place to look this stuff up on a regular basis for the low down on how bad things are:
Guam is a pisshole of an island with even more polluted beaches than Southern California!
But more commonly known as "The World's Dumpster."
Brasil: Back in the Dumpster. Continue.
Guam: No, fuck you! So back in Gua-
Dusty: Look, there is a dumpster right there. Reminds you of the good times huh? Yeah, good times.
NBJ: I remember the good times I had in the cotton fields.
MassaKim: Shut up negro! Who gave you permission to talk? It's the whip for you.
Guam: Fuck you guys...