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1.) Elderly people who are drunk beyond their limit. (Grandparent + Crunked)

2.) When you consume large enough quantities of alcohol that you enter a state where you fall and cant get up, need adult diapers, and have trouble getting an erection, much like a Grandparent.
Damn, I got grunk last night! I pissed my pants and couldnt get it up.
by B. Hurk February 18, 2009
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1.
The combination of being grumpy and drunk - as epitomised by Colin Bacon during late night phone calls.


"Hello Colin Bacon, How are you?"
"All women are fucking evil, you're all evil and just fucking dreadful!..."
"Oh dear, are you Grunk again?"
by TeamAwesomeDjs October 23, 2008
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2.
(n) The name is the result of combining two types of cannibis, grape and skunk, into a hybrid.
"Wow, that grunk sure seems to damage motor skills and render even the alphabet a challenge."
by max barshled August 11, 2007
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3.
A straight person who has gay tendencies when they get drunk.
Acting gay when getting drunk. Example: "Did you see Greg the other night, he had a six pack of beer and he was acting like a Grunk!"
by Matthew Ivy September 28, 2013
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4.
Musical genre 'Grunk'. Stands for Grunge Funk but not limited to just 2 genres. Limitless music.
Example 1:
"John Smith Quintet is the first 'Grunk' band"

Example 2:
"Lets play some Grunk"
by Jacob McDonald April 17, 2008
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5.
The dirty, sad, decaying remnants of plowed snow mounds.
A week after the snow storm, Grunk littered the mall parking lot.
by Dutch2762 March 11, 2014
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6.
The amazingly new undiscovered musical orgasm to the ear, mind, body and soul known as grunge-funk
Example 1
"Dude what's this awesome music?"
"That my good chum is uncut dirty grunk!"

Example 2
"I think grunge is good and all but its so depressing"
"All you need my friend is a hot injection of groove... GRUNK IT UP!"
by Jack Pack June 15, 2007
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7.
A combination of Giddy and Drunk.
AFter 4 hours at the bar Im Grunk!
by Dianne and Michelle September 25, 2007
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