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10. Grunch
Bored of so many brunches (artificial word of breakfast & lunch) in the 90s, wise man started to grill meat and sausages parallel to the brunch. So fearless men scrumptiously invented the grill-brunch - the grunch. Modern German sociologists call the grunch the most exciting social improvement of the new millennium. It's grunch-time, baby!
Thank god we're invited to a grunch! I couldn't have stand another boring brunch at Darryl and Matt!, Shirley said.
1. grunch
To reply to an original post on a web forum without first reading the other replies.
Grunch... I haven't read any of the other replies to your post, but I think you should do XYZ.
2. grunch
The sensation a woman has when she was for a time free of conscious awareness of the male gaze and did not feel othered, but is then reminded in some way that she is a woman first and a geek, colleague, or writer, etc a distant second. That is, being grunched is the sensation of being firmly and unexpectedly othered.
There it was, the sickening grunch as I landed involuntarily back in my body- and not my entire body either, but specific parts of it.
3. grunch
to punch in the grundle
instead of kicking him in the nuts, go grunch that mo fo!
4. GRUNCH
Taking a real mean shit
Man, my ass is on fire after my last grunch.
I need to take a grunch after being anally intruded.
5. grunch
Gross Universal Cash Heist (R. Buckminster Fuller book)
The grunch of gaints are taking your money all the time
6. Grunch
Noun: grundle for brunch! You can get your favorite brunch items at the low-budget, saltpeter, indigestive quality, that you have come to so adamantly despise yourself for eating every day, on Saturday and Sunday mornings at the grundle.

Verb: The act of consuming grunch.
Noun: "Did he even take you out to grunch the next morning?"

Verb: "Dude, I'm wicked hungover, lets go grunch!"

7. grunch
The sound your car makes when it's too low and you pull too far forward into a parking spot, hitting parts of the undercarraige on the curb.
I pulled in too far and grunch! My <insert name of small Asian car> grunched on the curb.
by thlayli Feb 1, 2003 add a video
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