Wearing your shoes for authenticity, you begin fucking your woman doggy-style. When you are close to climaxing…withdraw cock. Insert your thumb in her asshole and two fingers in her pussy (like holding a bowling ball). Cumming on her back you yell…… STEEEEE-RIKE. Give her back a quick polish with a rag or sock afterwards.
My wife was busting my chops about taking out the garbage, so I took her upstairs and gave her a 'grumpy bowler'.
by mac_the_knife March 08, 2011