Person 2: I'm not sure if that qualifies as second base. It's more like a ground rule double.
Sean: "Ground rule double every time bro!"
Guy #2: "Yeah...nothing happend."
Guy #1: "What? You declined a ground-rule double!"
Guy #2: "Shit! Did I really?"
Guy #1: "Yeah, you were definitely entitled to boobie touch-age."
Person 2: What the hell is that?
Person 1: You know it's when you rub one off in the morning and score with the old lady at bedtime.
Person 2: Oh yeah I did that last Sunday.
A: Damn it, someone hit a ground rule double before they left our party!