|1.||Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day|
The poor man's Steak and a Blow Job Day. Instead of an elegant steak dinner and blow job, the man eats hamburgers at home followed by a mediocre round of obligatory sex.
Michael - "Hey man, it's Steak and Blow Job Day. Is your girl taking you out for a porterhouse tonight before going down on you?"
Jeff - "Sadly no. We're low on funds so it looks like it's another year of hamburgers followed by a dead lay."
Michael - "Ha! Another Ground Chuck and a Fuck Day for your poor ass!"