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noun: Trash, garbage, or filth.
British slang.
Famously, in the 1970s BBC comedy "The Fall and Rise of Reginald Perrin," Reggie opened a doomed (he hoped) shop that sold old bits of trash and scrap recycled into completely useless items. He called it "The Grot Shop." (To Reg's horror, the shop was wildly successful, leading to a string of Grot Shops and, eventually, Grot Industries.)
Something that is "grotty" has a look of filth about it.
"Look at this wonderful planter I got at the Grot Shop."
"It looks like a grotty old shoe, to me."
by Mike Eldred January 22, 2008
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the pieces of lint that stick to a man's ball sack.
The grot was making my balls itch.
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Similar to scrub, grot is used to define an unclean or otherwise dirty event, person or thing.
Today I was a grot and wore the same clothes I had on yesterday.
by Tim August 23, 2004
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a small orkish relative, approximately 2-3 feet high, they speak in silly squeaky voices. usually kicked, beaten and trodden on by larger orks. And then eaten.
Ork: GRAGH, YOU STOOPID GROT!
SHURRUP! *kick*
Grot: AIEEE!! Please, no more kicking!
by Arrow January 10, 2005
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Pornography, whether in print or audio-visual format.
'A grot shop has opened on Kilburn High Road.'
by The Moai April 14, 2005
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Another word for a sweet or sweets used in South Cheshire.
Been to the grot shop mate, got any grots?
by Matt1710 August 16, 2006
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another name for a whore/ slut.
You banged Jenn last night? She just screwed me 2 days ago. She is such a grot.
by kidlou December 26, 2010
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