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The male version of Bridezilla.
A groom who is being obstinate. A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers. A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer. A male ape who is about to wed. "When our wedding planner wasn't doing what I asked, my fiancé had to get Groom Kong on her ass."
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong." "But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!" |
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