A deadshit, a suck-up, a person who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about the opinion of others, when they are right.

Originated in Lane Cove Shops, Sydney in the late 90s and spread rapidly...

People who are up themselves. Snob businessmen.

Lads; ad lays (pig latin).

Teenage kids who refuse to grow up and cant see past there own hard cunt attitudes.

A person who does not care about themselves enough and has low self esteem.

Stupidity for the sake of a non-humorous laugh, usually between close mates; a dickhead.

Dense; someone who does not get it!

Lane Cove Slang.
"Look at that gronk lad scabbing cigarettes for spin - what a deadshit!"


"Can I borrow some money?"

"You never pay me back"

"I will this time... I promise man..."

"Fuck off gronk!"
by johnnygun August 21, 2009
I have to take a gronk.
I just gronked in your toilet.
by pekka head October 14, 2003
A guy that lets anyone and everyone bend him over and use him as their "girlfriend" in prison
Dave: "Fuck I'm horney. Wish I wasn't in prison. I NEED a woman!"
Joe: "No problem mate, just fuck Andy...he's a gronk."
by noneXistant August 19, 2006
Someone who cannot walk in a straight line without tripping over his freakishly large feet making worse the fact that when his face hits the ground his enormous buck teeth scrape the ground letting out a hideous high pitch scraping sound
"A cute cuddly bunny rabbit = Gronk"
by Marikah August 30, 2005
Some one who is tall and fat, they smell all the time and never have any money.
"hey man can yo buy my lunch? i left my wallet in the car, i swear to go i will pay you back man!"
by Holley November 01, 2003
An ugly girl, slut or bitch
Check out that gronk; thats the gronk that ...... took home last night. F*%k off, your a Gronk. this place is full of Gronks
by Luke Cameron February 13, 2007
A complete idiot that makes noises that sound like "GRONK" they are often hunchbacked and snaggle toothed victims of broompa-loompas
did you see that ugly gronk get brroooOOOOMMPed by that broompa-loompa?
by Soothsayer December 01, 2003
Gronk is a comical creature that lives in an other dimension. Atleast two Gronks have visited our dimension.
Gronk has its mouth almost always open. Most propably it makes oOOoooO-OOoOo-o-OOOoooo sound all the time.
by Petri Pelkonen November 13, 2003

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