A deadshit, a suck-up, a person who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about the opinion of others, when they are right.

Originated in Lane Cove Shops, Sydney in the late 90s and spread rapidly...

People who are up themselves. Snob businessmen.

Lads; ad lays (pig latin).

Teenage kids who refuse to grow up and cant see past there own hard cunt attitudes.

A person who does not care about themselves enough and has low self esteem.

Stupidity for the sake of a non-humorous laugh, usually between close mates; a dickhead.

Dense; someone who does not get it!

Lane Cove Slang.
"Look at that gronk lad scabbing cigarettes for spin - what a deadshit!"

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"Can I borrow some money?"

"You never pay me back"

"I will this time... I promise man..."

"Fuck off gronk!"
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Focuses purely on their muscles rather than education, works out alot, an absolute bogan, one who's IQ is lower than the $5 entry fee at the gym.
Threatens everyone and tries to start fights with whoever.
Gronk: FUCKIN' AY CUNT JUST GOT BACK FROM THE GYM AE FUCKIN GREAT
Person: cool.
Gronk: YOU FUCKIN WANNA GO ME!!
Person: no.
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Being that sober guy at a party to creep on drunk, taken girls.
Man did you see Maria last night? She was totally getting gronk'd by Dan.
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it's like a huge woman, y' know
she is a tall big boned gronk
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Australian slang for a teenage shit kid. Can be applied to adults too.
"that gronk sauron narc'd on a guy for hacking him"

"those AOL gronks are so lame"
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In sports, seriously injuring yours or someones knee.
"Derek Rose gronked himself in the playoffs a few years ago"

"I can't wait to gronk your Quarterback in Madden"
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Someone that is a shithead, they are worse than a Noob
Daniel can get much better because hes from Redfern and hes a gronk.
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a turtle that falls of a table.
john " oh no, he fell of the table again."
megan " what a gronk"
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