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8.
A deadshit, a suck-up, a person who has nothing going for them, a person who refuses to face reality, a bludger or a scab, a pretentious person, a rich mummy's or daddy's boy, a stupid person, a dense person or one who does not care about the opinion of others, when they are right.

Originated in Lane Cove Shops, Sydney in the late 90s and spread rapidly...

People who are up themselves. Snob businessmen.

Lads; ad lays (pig latin).

Teenage kids who refuse to grow up and cant see past there own hard cunt attitudes.

A person who does not care about themselves enough and has low self esteem.

Stupidity for the sake of a non-humorous laugh, usually between close mates; a dickhead.

Dense; someone who does not get it!

Lane Cove Slang.
"Look at that gronk lad scabbing cigarettes for spin - what a deadshit!"

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"Can I borrow some money?"

"You never pay me back"

"I will this time... I promise man..."

"Fuck off gronk!"
by johnnygun August 21, 2009
 
9.
Gronk was the name of a caveman character in the sixties TV show "It's About Time". Gronk carried a club and his wife was called Shag. His character was a "very dumb caveman" neanderthal type. The actor was Joe Ross. The show ran for a couple of seasons. It portrayed spacemen who travelled in time.
"Hi Gronk, how's the cave?".
by ferret1 June 06, 2010
 
10.
Actual Meaning:
Dead Sperm.....no seriosly it means dead sperm

Other meaning:
A word used to describe someone who is boganny, dumb, stupid, slow, talks with an annoying voice, and are often into rundown cars

Habitat:
Gronks are native to Australia being incredibly abundent
"Oi Hey Man.... Im gon go uh you know ... honk at some birds in mah paddy basha"

"oh god look at this gronk"
by HIV Positive December 23, 2009
 
11.
someone who thinks they are better than they actually are and act like kingshit and usually bad looking
Guy 1(Matt Dowley): So whats up, wanna get naughty? ;)
Girl 1:(regular chic) NO! You are Gronk I wouldnt do anything with you
Guy 1: But im perfect, long, wide everything a girl you want
Girl 1: Bull, your gronk..
by OMGALECBERNII ^-^ December 11, 2010
 
12.
Ultimately a baby ogre.
An over sized person, clumsy, often fumbles around.

Big boned, short and wide, often with exma or a very red face.
Indication that someone/something is large
"Ughhh you are such a gronk, why are you so massively wide"

"You have gronk feet"
by Princess Of Persia January 13, 2010
 
13.
Someone who is a complete idiot and trys to be a hard but isnt
Ian says: "bruz im in a graff crew now!"
You: "really? how'd you get in?"
Ian: "well, Im not really in it. They just said if they can use my paint then i can go around with them"
'Man, Ian your such a gronk!'
by illestbillest January 10, 2010
 
14.
Someone who is a dero and nobody really likes.
Loser, idiot, fool, dero.
Marley: "ah im so drunk, you wanna fucking punch on bitch?"

Me: "fuck off you gronk"

dero loser jerk idiot wanker
by Cyeahboii. November 23, 2009