Grommet is a mythical animal used for college physics problems as a projectile. The rodent-like animal shows much curiosity in sciences and appears to demonstrate several humanistic qualities.

The animal is usually described as "The Grommet" although they appear in large bunches when required. Such groups are referred to as flocks due to their tendency to find themselves brought into existence only to be airborne. As such their species has evolved to be of a highly durable, impact resistance creature.

They also exhibit tendencies to wear crash helmets, Viking helmets, capes, and Santa suits.

Origin stems from misconception of the word "Grommet" and "Gerbil" during a student's physics quiz. Student did not find it amusing that a gerbil would be dropped from a tall and aloud to impact the ground, although concern for small animals was lost after be told that a "Grommet" was a small metal washer type object and not an animal.
On earth, the Grommet runs horizontally off a 6 meter cliff at 1.6 m/s, at what time will he land?

by Scotty Bones September 01, 2008
young annoying rubbish skateboarder, rollerblader, surfer, snowboarder, (all snakeboarders) etc etc.
blaaaaaaad, get off the ramp ya grommet.
by blaaaaaaaad June 29, 2003
the anus.
My grommet itches. I enjoy the feeling of the cool leather against my grommet.
by Gumaraid February 11, 2011
A small child who remains at a skatepark all day and does not move from a particular radius.
Little Jimmy likes to stand on top of the pyramid all day, what a grommet
by onoma777 September 05, 2008
A nicer sounding derogatory name for a slut. The name is referenced from a sailors grommet. Known usage since 1990.
Here comes our favorite grommet, I wonder who she'll sleep with tonight.

Also see: gomit, gromet, slut, floozy, promiscuous.
by Christopher Escobedo June 02, 2007
A FUCKING NEWBIE.....a person who is new at what hes doin'
what the f*ck u f*cking grommet.....GET OUT OF HERE!!!
by Tha Porgeman October 30, 2003
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