Groitch

1. The area of the body used for bongo-tapping; a combination of groin and crotch.
2. An outstanding accomplishment in life, usually making another person feel like a cock goblin in the process.

My groitch hurt after I was kicked in my ding-ding.

Hendo totally groitched Bisbing.

Happy birthday grandpa! You just got groitched.

Groitch by Richard Tickler November 28, 2009

Gritchypoo

The shortened version of Gritchard.

Person: Hey Gritch!
Gritchard! Gritchard prefers to be called Gritchard, rather than Gritchypoo. Respect that.

Gritchypoo by Gritchard October 23, 2011

goitcha 

A somewhat inappropriate act popularized in Britain during the mid to late 1700's in which the crotch of a family member is playfully grabbed by a fellow family member.

Dad: Goitcha!
*Dad proceeds to grab his daughter's crotch*
Daughter: DAD! Stop it with the goitcha already!

goitcha by bitocrumpet June 14, 2011

Grotch 

An ingenious device used to merge the worlds of snacking and timekeeping. Most simply, the Grotch is a watch or other wrist-mounted timepiece with grapes sandwiched in between the strap and the wearer's wrist. This allows the lucky individual sporting this fashionable accessory to easily access a refreshing snacc all whilst keeping immaculate time.

Nathan wore his Grotch proudly, even though his friends liked to make fun of him for it.

The Grotch is a luxury accessory for busy grape-lovers on the go.

Grotch by The REAL Grotch August 30, 2018

grotchy 

g-roch-ee. adj. 1: looking horrendously dirty or monstrous. 2: groggy. 3: insanely disgusting. 4: terribly upset. 5: crazy and inhumane.

the girl who didn't wash her hair had a grotchy appearance.

grotchy by victoriakimmm August 1, 2008

Gritchim

Gr-ii-ch-em - A word to call a group of idiots.

Look at all the gritchim over there!

Gritchim by The_True_Retardatiojm February 6, 2021

gritchie 

gri-chee. Noun. American South. c. 1980.

The subtle, reluctant, yet revealing smile that forms prematurely on the face of a deadpan joke-teller who moves too quickly from set-up to punchline.

Nathan tried to look serious, but his wide-toothed gritchie made it obvious he was about to drop a bad pun.

gritchie by Ciudadaist September 8, 2021