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Greasy and moist. Not usually in a good way but could be. Pertains to body parts, food, weather conditions. Groisture, Groistness, Your Groistness (such as, Your Highness, not your current groisture level)
"It's getting a little groist in my shorts! This humidity is killing me!"

"That chick is so hot! She's making me groist! I'll bet SHE is getting groist!"

MMMMMMMM! These cookies are groist!

MMMMMMMM! Groooooiiiissst......
by Joel Alesch August 13, 2007

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