"A spa for the balls"
A grogen consists of a male or female gargling a various liquid and then their partners testicles are dipped into the liquid. This will create a spa like environment for the testicles to rest in.
A painful grogen is when the giver of the grogen chokes on the liquid and closes their mouth quickly, potentially harming the receiver.
The most coveted grogen are given by elderly individuals. Also known as the "senior grogen", these grogens are world renowned throughout nursing homes.
"Yo that girl gave me the best caramel grogan"
1. A partially-ejected clump of feces. Half a loaf.
2. An ejected clump of feces that is not heavy enough to drop off your dingleberry forest.
Once a grogan drops off your arse by whatever means, (rocking, banging against the seat, coaxing with paper or your fingers) it becomes a turd. If you let the grogan remain, it becomes a massive dingleberry, once it dries. Grogans are moist; dingleberries are dry. (See dingleberry)
A Poo that reaches from your bottom to the water without breaking.
I drank a few pint's of Guiness last night which gave me the longest grogan ever this morning.
Slang for feces. The infinitive verb form associated should always be "To Pinch."
Jolly Drake shouted from the can that he was about to pinch a grogan. The boys in the living room laughed.
(gaelic) Crumbs of fecal matter that get bound up in the hair between the buttocks.
The grogans left behind by a hasty trip to the facility caused a nasty rash.
A cheerful Scottish person.
What a pleasure it was working with that grogan.
it when u take a shit and it hits the water before it snaps off
oi i did the sickest grogan yesterday