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6. Grock
Grock is the Klingon way of saying "cock."
nuqneH GrOck? Do you want cock?
1. grock
understand,appreciate actively and profoundly, fully comprehend; also, to think about, listen to, play, or contemplate something or someone with full love and understanding, even ecstacy. Often done stoned.
(s)he spent the whole museum visit just grocking one painting. I go to the park to grock the trees. MCEscher really grocked Goedel's theorem.
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2. grock
Alternate spelling of grok.
To thoroughly understand something through the metaphorical process of drinking it in.
"I've taken calculus four times, and I still don't grock it."
"If you really groked a Stranger in a Strange Land, you wouldn't spell it 'grock'"
3. Grock
A particularly large person, both in height and in weight. Usually lacking in intelligence, a Grock is often dull witted and slow minded.
"Aw! That Wayne Rooney is such a Grock!"
4. grock
a shortening of "geek rock"-- original songs relating to a fandom. for example, "Harry and the Potters" write grock.
She began an epic grock song about Spike and Buffy.
5. Grock
A Grock is a chinese Glock.
Cho Seng Hui had a grock.
7. Grock
An extremely well built (with either muscle or fat) and hideous greasy individual, usually a sexual deviant. Often smell putrid due to lack of hygeine and NO lack of slimey bodily hair. The grock tends to have a immensely large penis, although there have been recorded cases of grocks with wrinkley schlaggots.
I turned in horror to see a naked grock fondling himself.

Jonah: "what is that sweating mound of blubber in that cave?"
Falcon: "keep your distance I think its a grock!"

Andy Fordham is a rare example of a man who managed to escape his grock curse.

Holy shit, that 6 foot 5 markham is a hairy grock, but with a schlaggot.
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