The classic good shit. Not too big or too small. Easy to unload and clean up after; no mess with a clean pinch off.
Usually firm without being hard, solid and grease free.
Often takes only a few wipes to clean up.
A poop you can be proud of.
-the opposite of diarrhea
Guy 1 "man I really hope I can take a nice clean fast shit and get out of this bathroom quick!"
Guy 2 "then you want a groagan buddy"